GNAR BUTTA

Bring on the cold smoke...

Riley says: "The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every step will show."

SURFACE HOAR... SICK

Where's my special guy? Where is he? There he is...

Riley says: "The only way round is through."

LOOK! FROST!

Uh Oh

Riley says: "A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom."

SICK PLANKS BROHAM

Cold chillin' like Bob Dylan on Penicillin.

Riley says: "In the time of your life - Live!"

BRING ON THE SHREDFESTS!

Snow! Skiing! Finally!

Riley says: "Treasure this day and treasure yourself. Truly, neither will ever happen again."

NICE DOME PIECE !

Nothing screams, "I Love Wyoming Wildlife", like a hunter-orange foam dome.

Riley says: "Keep Wyoming beautiful, don't move here."

WINNAH!

Should you find yourself in the fine village of Hayward, Wisconsin, search out the Moccasin Bar. Taxidermy dioramas... Need I say more?

Riley says: "Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while."

MUSKERO

All hail thy musky!

Riley says: "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in."

DECEPTION AT ITS FINEST

Man, this invisibility cloak Uncle Chet gave me is daggum amazing.

Riley says: "We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."

A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE EMERGES

Exhibit A


Exhibit B

Riley says: "One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not, it does just the opposite. It's like, "Hey, there's an asshole.""

ASCENSION OF THE MANKY GNAR

Fire up the gnar-b-que! I'm about to take this off of the sickter scale.

Riley says: "Welcome To Gnarnia."

OH MY!

Oops! I fell over...

Riley says: "Nothing happens unless first we dream."

CEREAL KILLER

Cocoa Roos, Colossal Crunch and Marshmallow Mayteys... I salute you!

Riley says: "We are only respectable when we respect."

MARCO?

Polo.

Riley says: "The final mystery is oneself."

ROLLIN' DOWN THA STREET IN MY '04

Cherry red coupe and Timberlands for work shoes.
My ridiculism more impressive than the evening news.

Riley says: "If you don't know, now you know..."

OOO... WISPY

That man has no feet! It's as if he's a permanent fixture on the beach... Hmm... Perhaps he should be.

Riley says: “It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.”

PENSACOLA + PABST = PURE PEFECTION

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Riley says: "It is never too late to be what you might have been."

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Riley says: "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

FLY OR DIE... WHAT CH'ALL REALLY WANT?

Riley says: "The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime."

DEADLY DUO

Our next project... The moon! Yes I said it, the moon!

Riley says: "Go to the window and look at the stars."

YO HO... PEMAN

Riley says: "You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it."

WHICKA!

I'm curious, curious like a cat...

Riley says: "Go for it!"

LIFE OF RILEY, MEET LIFE O'RILEY

Destiny awaits...

Riley says: “We create our fate every day we live.”

MMM... TRANQUIL

Riley says: “Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.”

97, 98, 99, 100! READY OR NOT, HERE I COME

You're right there, behind the tree. You always do this! I quit.

Riley says: "There are images I need in order to complete my own reality."

IS THAT AN ENT?

No, seriously... I think it just moved.

Riley says: "If I knew I should die tomorrow, I would plant a tree today."

SITTING ON THE DOCK OF A BAY... LITERALLY

Watching the tide roll away... Literally.

Riley says: "Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience."

FOURTY-NINE DOWN

A hero emerges in his fourty-ninth state.

Riley says: "All is connected... no one thing can change by itself."

ALL HAIL... YALE

It's... It's... Beautiful.

Riley says: "The power of imagination makes us infinite."

MOVE ALONG NOW

There's nothing to see here...

Riley says: "If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor."

STORM THE GATES!

Oh wait... That's a dam... Not a castle. My mistake.

Riley says: "Everyone dies. Not everyone lives."

CHH...CHH...CHH...CHANGES

Turn and face the strange... Chh...Chh...Changes.

Riley says: “Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

BACK-TO-BACK

Laps on the tower? Rugged!

Riley says: “I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”

TOP OF THE TOWER

One for El Cracko Diablo please.

Riley says: "Every moment of your life, including this one, is a fresh start."

GET LOST, FIND YOURSELF

Nice rack!

Riley says: "Let there be more joy and laughter in your living."

WHEN IN DOUBT...

RUN IT OUT!

Riley says: "Don't wait to be discovered."

HOMECOMING

Back after it...

Riley says: "What I dream can happen."

EXTRAORDINARILEY EXTRA...ORDINARY

Simply amazing...

Riley says: "That it will never come again is what makes life sweet."

IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER...

Perfection...

Riley says: "You are the one who can stretch your own horizon."

REFLECTION ETERNAL

Yet again... He emerges...

Riley says: "The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection”

YUMADUMDUM

It doesn't get much better than this...

Riley says: "This world is your world. Take it easy, but take it."

GOD BLESS 1980's CLOTHING MANUFACTUERERS

That girl is poison...

Riley: "There are many wonderful things that will never be done if you do not do them."

THE PCT AND... ME!

Another life goal is accomplished... Hiking on the Pacific Crest Trail.

Riley says: "Your spark can become a flame and change everything."

BORDERO

A hero... Balanced on a very fine line... The U.S. - Canadian border.

Riley says: "At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities."

ROSS LAKE REFLECTION

The only place I know where everything makes sense...

Riley says: "Each day is not marked by a day of the week but a life experience."

I NOW WALK... INTO THE WILD

Riley says: "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler."

THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE TEACHER

With an office like this... Would you rather be anywhere else?

Meet newly credentialed NOLS Instructor... Me.

Riley says: "Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have."

THE CANADIAN ESCAPE COMMENCES

Passport? I don't need no stinking passport. All I need is the sweet scent of Freedom Fries...

Riley says: "It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a child to raise a village."

BALOO, I SALUTE YOU

Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your worries and your strife.
I mean the bare necessities,
Old Mother Nature's recipes,
That brings the bare necessities of life.

Riley says: "Life is a zoo in a jungle."