MUSTACHE MARCH FINALE

Mid-Gnar-B-Que Mustache March Menagerie


Coombs-Stache


Pope-Stache


Coombs-Stache


Hope-Stache

Riley says: "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

GUESS THAT STACHE!

Don't let the stubble fool you. At 6'1" and tons of fun this proud, prim and proper proponent of the trash stash lives to shred the butter. Gnar butter that is... A loyal Pabst in tow... Can you Guess That Stache?

If you guessed Hopestache you are... Correct!

Riley says: "The way to do is to be."

HI HO, HI HO, IT'S OFF TO SICK GNAR I GO

Who knew a pair of Julbo Glacier Glasses and a mustache could do so much?

Riley says: "Adventure is not in the guidebook and beauty is not on the map. Seek and you shall find."

YOU HAVE SOME CRAZY LOOKING EYES

Hoo... Hoo...

Riley says: "Life has to be lived. That's all there is to it."

LET'S RIDE...

A hero, brought back to the root of his heroism.

Riley says: "Do nothing. Time is too precious to waste."

HMM... I WONDER WHAT'S IN HERE?

Who needs a teleportal when you have a mustache portal?

Riley says: "Silence makes no mistakes."

SIR, SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE INSECT

Wait... That's not a caterpillar is it?

Riley says: "A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar."

MUSTACHIO!

I know what you're thinking... "Glorious".

Riley says: “Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.”

THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ARBORIST

Eat your heart out Grape Ape.

Riley says: "Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life."

CEREAL KILLER

After spending such a splendid time with Howard The Duck in Los Angeles, isn't it only natural that I would be on the lookout for Toocan Sam?

Riley says: "A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."

ANOTHER EPIC ADVENTURE COMMENCES

All good things must come to an end... Photograph compliments of A2.

Riley says: "Wisdom begins in wonder."

TWO OCEAN TIRADE

An all out GNAR-B-QUE assault on Two Ocean Pass commences.

Riley says: "Above all, life should be fun."

A LITTLE SLICE OF PARADISE

In the final moments of my Montana odyssey... A vivid foreshadowing emerges.

Riley says: "Dreams are the royal road into the subconscious."

FLATHEAD'S FINEST

Now that, my loyal followers, is a sunset, fully taken advantage of...

Riley says: “How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset.”

NICE TRY HERO...

Step away from the Summit Lake sign you rogue!

Riley says: "You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down."

SWAN VALLEY HERO RALLY

At one with nature...

Riley says: "I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it."

WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF GOPHER IS THAT?

After years of practicing bobs in tiny tots swim class... My skills are put to the test.

Riley says: "Seventy-five percent of our planet is water. Can you swim?"

I WANNA ROCK! ROCK!

I WANT TO ROCK!

Riley says: "An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

HERO IN THE HEADLIGHTS

You are now looking at the only documented footage of the illusive Hopeman Hero...

Riley says: "Mystery is at the heart of creativity. That, and surprise."

YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Quick! Tranq the one with the sunglasses!

Riley says: “Man is more ape than many of the apes.”

WYOMING + HERO = WYOMERO

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Always be weary of the Wyo + Riley.

Riley says: “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

MY TEAM!

Should a battle royale commence... Watch out for The J.G.G. and me.

Riley says: “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”