THE CANADIAN ESCAPE COMMENCES

Passport? I don't need no stinking passport. All I need is the sweet scent of Freedom Fries...

Riley says: "It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a child to raise a village."

BALOO, I SALUTE YOU

Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your worries and your strife.
I mean the bare necessities,
Old Mother Nature's recipes,
That brings the bare necessities of life.

Riley says: "Life is a zoo in a jungle."

SHOW ME THAT FAMOUS TRIPLE DEEK YOUR DADDY TAUGHT YOU

Line change... Hero, you're in.

Riley says: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

SKERO

Even in the tallest building in the world... Heroes run rampant.

Riley says: "The future depends on what we do in the present."

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE... SIDE OF THIS MONSTEROUS BUILDING...

Can you say stellar? Stell...ar.

Riley says: "I would rather die of thirst... Than drink from the cup of mediocrity."

IT BE... WHAT IT BE

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Dudes with moped heads lie.

At first they were lonesome,
Until The Riley came byyyyy.

Riley says: "To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up."

SHORT CIRCUITERO

Johnny Five I salute you...

Riley says: “To believe what another says about you is unconscious, robot thinking.”

NIAGARA FALLS ON ALL Y'ALL

My goodness Niagara Falls never looked so good.

Riley says: "A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind."

SUBERO

Below the hustle and bustle of New York City's streets... A hero emerges.

Riley says: "Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather... the hero's heart."

WHAT SUBWAY OOZE BROUGHT ON THIS TRANSFORMATION?

Modern day Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles protégés...

Riley says: "Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…"

OH HOW I LOVE THEE... 4:00 A.M.

Do you see what you do to me 4:00 a.m.? Do you?

Riley says: "It is always too early to quit"

STOP! DON'T MOVE!

Maybe if we don't move it won't pounce.

Riley says: "Courtesy gives its owner a passport round the world. It transmutes aliens into trusting friends."

LET THIS BE A LESSON

Proof that a mustache / sideburn combination is an outrageously horrible idea*.

*Exceptions: Halloween, Movember, Mustache March

Riley says: “Change is unique in that it can make things both miserable and wonderful simultaneously.”

CACTERO

What a beautiful specimen... Just gorgeous!

Riley says: "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

CLEAN CUT AND DAPPER THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT...

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Riley says: "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."