WINNAH!

Should you find yourself in the fine village of Hayward, Wisconsin, search out the Moccasin Bar. Taxidermy dioramas... Need I say more?

Riley says: "Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while."

MUSKERO

All hail thy musky!

Riley says: "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in."

DECEPTION AT ITS FINEST

Man, this invisibility cloak Uncle Chet gave me is daggum amazing.

Riley says: "We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."

A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE EMERGES

Exhibit A


Exhibit B

Riley says: "One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not, it does just the opposite. It's like, "Hey, there's an asshole.""

ASCENSION OF THE MANKY GNAR

Fire up the gnar-b-que! I'm about to take this off of the sickter scale.

Riley says: "Welcome To Gnarnia."

OH MY!

Oops! I fell over...

Riley says: "Nothing happens unless first we dream."

CEREAL KILLER

Cocoa Roos, Colossal Crunch and Marshmallow Mayteys... I salute you!

Riley says: "We are only respectable when we respect."

MARCO?

Polo.

Riley says: "The final mystery is oneself."

ROLLIN' DOWN THA STREET IN MY '04

Cherry red coupe and Timberlands for work shoes.
My ridiculism more impressive than the evening news.

Riley says: "If you don't know, now you know..."

OOO... WISPY

That man has no feet! It's as if he's a permanent fixture on the beach... Hmm... Perhaps he should be.

Riley says: “It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.”

PENSACOLA + PABST = PURE PEFECTION

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Riley says: "It is never too late to be what you might have been."

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Riley says: "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

FLY OR DIE... WHAT CH'ALL REALLY WANT?

Riley says: "The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime."

DEADLY DUO

Our next project... The moon! Yes I said it, the moon!

Riley says: "Go to the window and look at the stars."

YO HO... PEMAN

Riley says: "You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it."