RILEY GOES TO RILEY, A RILEY TALE

Welcome to Riley, OR. Here, if you're named Riley, I guarantee you'll be much more excited about your visit to Riley than the woman working behind the register at the local convenience/archery store.

Riley says: "I travel not to go anywhere, but to go."

AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME!

Be the board...


All I need are some tasty waves and I'm fine.

Riley says: "Surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"

IF I WAS A MONKEY, I'D BE THE BADDEST MONKEY IN THE JUNGLE

MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.

RILEY, n. Destined to become the baddest monkey in the jungle.

Riley says: "The way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."