LADIES AND GENTLEMAN... OWEN

Owen considers himself a great, undiscovered talent. Though he has his doubts from time to time.

Originally from Toronto, Ontario, Canada's, Monster Factory, Owen recently relocated to the south side streets of Los Andiego, compliments Miss Rathke.

Riley says: "The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

I'VE GOT IT COVERED

What would the new year be like without a hero in its midst?

Riley says: "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."

SASHAY ON DOWN

Riley says: "This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well."

WOWIE ZOWIE FROM WASHINGTON'S WETLANDS

200 posts later and more ridiculous than ever! Success? Check.

Riley says: "A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown."

FANCY A SKI ?

-6° Fahrenheit? Balmy.

Riley says: "Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith."