LEND ME YOUR BEARDS!

Shipoopi!

Riley says: "Don't point that beard at me, it might go off!"

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Once upon the time there was a cake. Well, actually, a half-cake to be precise. And oh what a glorious cake it was...


A young boy loved his half cake so much he was on a constant search, far and wide, within the enormous cave of Mr. D's. Luckily, on this day, the young boy battled long and hard through the giant cheese island, past the fresh french bread, and narrowly escaped the delicatessen to acquire his beloved half cake.


And that half cake... Put the boy into a delightful cake coma.

The End

Riley says: "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."

KICK OUT THE JAMS!

25 Short... Check.

Riley says: "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself."

SLATHER ON THE ZINC...

Welcome to 25 Short.

Riley says: "No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away."

HOLY SCHNIKES... A PLAIDAPUS!

That's Comedy.

Riley says: "One of rarest things that someone ever does is to do the best they can."